Most unpredictably I attained my sense of unreality at an early age. This has made the game a little dull. Like guessing the end of a thriller in the first five minutes. By game I refer to life, the smokescreen we are expected to believe in and live through. My current incarnation is just plain stupid. God's either taking the piss or seriously insulting me.
 
Dorset Branch member and artist Bobbie-Jo Treglown is serialising her upcoming book "Always Take Your Prozac With Sinle Malt and Other Short Life Stories" over the next nine months. You can read the first instalment on her blog.